I love several things about this:

1. This is only the first in an ongoing series, with three other parts as of the moment I published this post.
2. You can buy the contract from Peter Jackson’s film adaptation of The Hobbit on Amazon.
3. James Daily, who wrote the post to which I link above, bought that prop contract from Amazon and used it in the creation of the article series.

Wonderfully fun stuff!

Disturbing.