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    Ziggy Played Guitar


    Look up here, I’m in heaven I’ve got scars that can’t be seen I’ve got drama, can’t be stolen Everybody knows me now

    – David Bowie, Lazarus


    David Bowie died surrounded by family at his New York home Sunday, January 10, 2016 eighteen months after being diagnosed with cancer. He released his final album, Blackstar, on Friday, January 8, 2016, his birthday. I’m listening to it as I write this article about how he inspired me.

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    Sorry HR, your job descriptions suck

    Machine Intelligence In The Real World

    [...] Textio is a text editor that recommends improvements to job descriptions as you type. With it, I can go from a 40th percentile job description to a 90th percentile one in just a few minutes, all thanks to a beautifully presented machine learning algorithm.

    I respect Human Resources professionals. Their job can be shitty. But so can their job descriptions. The prospects who know what you mean by “incumbent” are probably too pedantic and detail-oriented to apply to the likely underpaid and/or intellectually vapid position you’re hiring for. The ones who don’t know what you mean don’t actually know what they’re applying to, which makes them terrible prospects.

    If machine learning can remedy that, I hope it gains wider use. But I don’t think machine learning is necessary to stop writing the kind of drivel that passes for a job description these days. It’s a classic failure of capitalism: when demand dramatically outstrips supply, quality decreases without consequences to the supplier. This goes for jobs, treatment by employers, and even job descriptions. They were never exactly the pinnacle of eloquence, but I’ve seen a serious decline in the past year or so.

    Many legal filings written by attorneys are also full of reader-hostile jargon and nonsense clearly included because the lawyer’s writing professor said it should be included, or because the named partner at their first firm always used it. It’s one of the most infuriating and offensive aspects of modern U.S. professional culture as far I’m concerned:

    “We do it this way because we do it this way, because the people before us did it this way, that’s why we do it this way.”

    Never, ever say that to me. It triggers an almost instinctual, lizard-brain contempt in me and an assumption that whoever said it is incapable of critical thinking or analytical reasoning, and I can be a real asshole when I think that about someone.

    Gabriel García Márquez on life as literature

    Gabriel García Márquez on life as literature

    Aggregation is plagiarism

    Aggregation is plagiarism

    500 Words A Day

    500 Words A Day

    How reality caught up with paranoid delusions

    How reality caught up with paranoid delusions

    10 great free monospaced fonts for programming

    10 great free monospaced fonts for programming

    Brevity

    Brevity

    Being Real Builds Trust

    Being Real Builds Trust

    Self-Promotion Alert: Read My (Very Short!) Fiction

    This site is supposed to be me talking about the law and technology, but I have some shameless self promotion to do, so I’m deviating from the usual subject matter this week.

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    I recently started a new Tumblr called, creatively, Fiction by Joe Ross. I’m posting flash fiction there, because I love to write it and it’s the best I can do length-wise until I finish my JD in December (a semester early, if you’re counting, which I am … pats self on back). It’s going to be mostly but not all science fiction, so if you’re into that sort of thing, please check it out and tell me what you think.

    I have been writing fiction since, probably, ever. My first short story was a survival tale about a man’s struggle in the wilderness. Alas, I can’t find it, but I wrote it in high school and I remember being super proud of it. Survival? Wilderness? Sold!

    Anyway, I wrote another story in college, call Three Days, which you can get for free in eBook format at Leanpub. Did I mention that it’s free? Go get it. It has an epidemic, love, psychiatry, and time travel.

    I know, genius.

    Oh, and it’s okay to tell me you don’t like stuff. You get extra points for being as polite about it as Scott, my first commenter, was, but what I really want is to know why you didn’t like it. Of course, it won’t kill me to hear from you even if you did like it, but constructive criticism is wonderful.

    Nowadays, I’m one of those obnoxious people who doesn’t mind telling you I’m in law school, and working full time, and kind of a big deal because of all that. The bottom line is, though, that I never have much time to write, the little time I do have I use mostly to write about tech news and law stuff, and I have no time at all to edit. So I’ve been hoarding all these little scenes of mine, sometimes for years. That hoarding, for better or worse, has come to an end.

    As of the publication of this post, I’ve already put up two scenes, Carnival Time and The Deaths of Dolly Dignan. I bet you’ll like at least one of them, at least a little bit.

    And, even if you don’t, and I become a famous author one day, you’ll be one of the cool kids who read my stuff long before I was on the bestsellers list. People make fun of people like that but admit it, the truth is that we all love having the chance to be one of them.

    Well, it’s that very chance that I’m offering you today, for the future. Or something. So here’s the link, one more time.

    Okay, I’m done.

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