In case you thought I was becoming a Facebook fanboy, let me just say that this celeb crap is something Zuck will be adding to his list of regrets within the year.

Granted, that’s probably a very short list, but this VIP thing is a distraction an a gimmick and it’s going nowhere.

And yes, I’m prepared to try some claim chowder if I’m wrong. I’m just pretty confident I’m not.