Black Widow, 2021 - ★★★

It’s worth a watch for the chemistry between the sisters - you don’t see a lot of effective portrayals of sisterhood in action movies - and David Harbour is a lot of fun.


Edit: the pig scene was totally unnecessary and gross.


The Suicide Squad, 2021 - ★★★★

A lot of people love this movie for the same reasons a lot of people hate this movie. It simultaneously shamelessly indulges in the same clichés and tropes that it’s constantly subverting. A lot of people just want it to pick whether it’s going to shamelessly indulge or it’s going to subvert but I think what makes it so much fun and so unique is that it does both.


Don't Look Now, 1973 - ★★★★½

The non sequitur implementation of the ending cost half a star but the film is visually stunning and narratively bold. I can’t say what movies clearly took inspiration from it without giving it away, but you’ll probably know right away after you watch it.


Starry Eyes, 2014 - ★★★

Watched on Tuesday July 20, 2021.


The Peanut Butter Solution, 1985 - ★★★

You will not know where it’s going until it gets there.


FUMC History

The films watched by the FUMC, in order.


Cigarette Burns, 2005 - ★★★

Watched for the FUMC.


House, 1977 - ★★★

Well you should all watch it once. Watching it alone was disorientating and left me wishing I had someone to share the experience with but it was a hell of ride. Go in blind and don’t ask of it any more than it is.


A Quiet Place Part II, 2020 - ★★★★★

I try to be stingy with 5 stars but this movie deserves it. The writing, direction, acting and SOUND DESIGN are as good as the first and in some areas even better. 

The main flaw that bugged me was SPOILER ALERT:



The day one flashback was really only there to remind us who JK was on the first one and introduce us to Cillian and his kid. One or two more flashbacks throughout the story may have balanced it a bit. I wouldn’t want anything predictable like showing one of Emmit’s family members dying, I actually think not seeing that stuff puts us in his mindset: it’s hard for him to think about but it’s all he thinks about. 

I thought the conclusion was perfect, with the children both growing into their dad’s shoes, although it’s worth nothing that mom is consistently as badass and brave as dad. But when you lose someone you love you often want to live up to them somehow because it feels like they’re still there with you when you embody their best qualities. So I get it.


C'est la Vie, 2016 - ★★★★

I watched a few of his shorts tonight but this was my favorite.


Beau, 2011 - ★★★

There’s so much more to be told here.


The Strange Thing About the Johnsons, 2011 - ★★★

Yes it’s disturbing but there’s nothing supernatural about it.


Martyrs, 2008 - ★★★★

Watched on Wednesday July 21, 2021.


Come and See, 1985 - ★★★★

Brutal and unrelenting, once is enough, but it’s also necessary.


Near Dark, 1987 - ★★★★

It’s worth a watch despite the lame performance of the male lead. Henricksen and Paxton are wonderful, and Bigelow’s makes the thing a visually classic and novel experience at the same time.


The Amusement Park, 1975 - ★★

These are all things I have seen happening to Oder folks. It’s a sad sad movie whose true horror is the inevitability that we may all face one or more of these deep indignities if we are lucky enough to grow old.


Sunshine, 2007 - ★★

The star power is impressive, with Michelle Yeoh and Chris Evans and Cillian Murphy and Rose Byrne. The story is Event Horizon light and not one of Boyle’s best by a long short but it’s a beautifully shot film.


Gunpowder Milkshake, 2021 - ★★★

Watched on Thursday July 15, 2021.


Furious 7, 2015

Watched on Friday June 4, 2021.


Fast & Furious 6, 2013

Watched on Thursday June 3, 2021.